Have you recently been to the Fap House? I'm not referring to going to your mother-in-law's house and rubbing out load after load after explosive load in the bathroom because your wife won't let you fuck in the guestroom. "I swear, honey, I just have the meatloaf shits from your mom!" Actually, I'm referring about a brand-new premium website that launched in early April. After making an absurdly spectacular debut into the online porn industry, they have amassed a fan base at a rate that would make any smut vendor envious; after just a few months, they receive over 30 million visitors per month.

What is the secret of Faphouse.com, then? One of my objectives for this morning is to figure it out and to fill this old gym sock with sperm. Their primary tactic—offering full-length pornos from numerous sources for a single price—may be the secret to their success, in my opinion. Deals have always appealed to me, especially if they will increase the effectiveness of my morning fap procedures. Let me lube up the old Johnson and have a look without further ado.

Large Studios, Big Stars, and Big Tits

I honestly believed Faphouse was just another free tube when I initially drove up. The presentation is pretty fucking great, so I definitely thought it was a higher-end free tube. However, at first, the vibe is more free tube than premium. I believe it's because, in contrast to the large auto-playing video found on the majority of the major pay sites released these days, they immediately hit you with the wall of thumbnails you would anticipate on a tube.

The fact that they include movies from so many well-known Smut figures further led me to believe it was a tube. While tubes typically offer an even larger range because of all the samples, premium networks frequently combine their various brands under one roof. I spotted films from Pure Taboo, Girlsway, Sis Loves Me, Kink, and Girlfriend Films as soon as I landed on the Faphouse landing page. There are about 5,000 studios listed in the Studios area, which includes many well-known companies including Shoplyfter, Naughty America, Jules Jordan, Analized, and Blacked. You will recognize many of them if you watch porn.

Naturally, they have a large number of well-known pornstars in addition to publishing video from numerous renowned studios. I tried entering my fave babes into the search field and received a ton of results for almost all of them, including Brooklyn Gray, Riley Reid, Mia Malkova, Abella Danger, Krystal Swift, and Estella Bathory. Mia Khalifa was the one noteworthy exception, although keep in mind that throughout her brief tenure in the full-fledged porn film industry, she only filmed a few films.

The variety of fetishes and sex genres they cater to is another factor that led me to believe it was a free tube. These people are everywhere, although paysites usually have a theme. Interracial creampies, extreme group BDSM, German orgies, stepsister lesbian sex, anal with the boss's husband, pregnant women planning for their unborn child to encounter a big-ass, one-eyed snake monster in the womb, and even a few urine scenes are all included. The first page has all of that!

Of course, there are some telltale signs that this is a premium website if you have a sharp eye like I do. One of the most significant is that all of the thumbnails are full-length films with the film lengths marked on them. Sometimes you get that on the bad tubes, but they usually include a fucking fuck-ton of spam and a half-ass, last-gen presentation. Although the movies are as filthy as you perverts hoped, this site is spotless, at least in terms of design.